Guide to buying a house

We’ve been looking for a home. We’ve read adds, checked out photographs and gone to see all kinds of houses. Big or little, they all had one thing in common. Reality and the adds were two different things.

For those out there trying to find a dwelling, I thought I’d provide a handy reference chart to decode what those tempting adds actually mean.

Add: “Quaint home.”

Reality: “Smaller than an outhouse. Possibly even smells worse.”

 

Add: “View of lake”

Reality: “If you’re a contortionist with binoculars, you might get to see the water.”

 

Add: “Custom made.”

Reality: “No right angles anywhere.”

Add: “Motivated seller.”

Reality: “Owner wants to leave because of the murder that took place across the street and the brothel next door.”

 

Add: “Private.”

Reality: “Situated next to Alcatraz.”

 

Add: “Renovated from top to bottom.”

Reality: “Someone painted it. Once.”

 

Add: “Has personality.”

Reality: “It’s so small, originally it was a parking spot and never intended to be a dwelling.”

 

 

Add: “Potential investment for growth.”

Reality: “Mike Holmes couldn’t fix it.”

 

Add: “Has personality.”

Reality: “Too ugly for words.”

Add: “As is.”

Reality: “Not even carpenter ants live in there.”

My hope is that with this handy reference guide, you’ll be able to find your forever home. If not, you can always move to Canada. We live in igloos.

Sleep-deprivation and characters

I’ve done it. Notably, I’ve just done it with my current hero, Klias. He’s sleep-deprived in a big way. And still, he handles stressful situations without a hitch. Not a single consequence from his lack of sleep.

Oops.

I’ve noticed it before in books I’ve read. Characters who haven’t slept in days and they still manage to function better than I do with my eight hours. When I don’t get enough sleep, I get crabby and cranky and grumpy…I’m pretty much miserable to be around. A couple of times, when I’ve had insomnia and I haven’t slept at all for a couple of days, I felt like the walking dead. Barely awake, barely able to function. Surprisingly, I was able to get through the day without killing myself or someone else but it was close.

I thought the less sleep I got, the worse I’d be able to function until, eventually, I’d be an eye-twitching, stuttering mess without the ability to tie my own shoes.

So, why how realistic is it for my character to run around in my story with only a couple of hours of rest and still be able to have a sharp mind and quick reflexes?

Skye Fairwin runs this amazing blog that mixes writing and psychology. I love it! Mostly because I’m nosy but also because I wondered just how realistic I was making Klias. As it turns out, most of us can still function with barely any sleep.

You still doubt? Well, here is the article. It’s truly neat because it has the real consequences of sleep-deprivation. Cool, huh?

Here is the site. Love it!

Now, I better head to my book and fix Klias’ reactions before his eye starts twitching…