Once upon a time there were two dog owners who were…well, a little nuts. They meant well, in their crazy little minds, but they were two raisins short of a fruit cake. So, when they went out to get their dogs new beds, they…well, they lost what little sanity they had left.
First, they already had two dogs beds. But they were old and getting lumpy, so they had to go.
Then they got two new dog beds.
Since their dogs weren’t too keen on them. Our two little loonie birds decided higher quality was needed and the beds went back to the store.
They got new, orthopaedic beds made with special foam. It seemed that since the dogs spent all day doing absolutely nothing, they needed to rest in special comfort at night.
Since, these were greeted with delight by the doggies, our two heroes finally could put their quest to rest.
Feel free to roll your eyes and shake your heads in exasperation now.
Taylor Grace 
Our dogs sleep in great comfort at night. They sleep on our bed. They take 2/3 of the bed and don’t understand why I grumble. So if you think the two dog owners in your story are a little short of sanity, just remember that there are some out there that are totally off of their rockers, or at least mostly off of the their beds…
LOL!