I’m going hunting.
No. Not animals…something more sneaky and foul.
That’s right. I’m hunting dog hair.
Ocean has decided this is the best time to shed her coat and she’s doing so all over the house. It comes off of her in literal puffs of hair like the one below.
Once off her body, the hairs decide to have a party and we get tumble-weeds.
Some of them are veritable mammoths that must be dealt with swiftly and without mercy.
I have weapons at my disposal just for this purpose.
And patience because her fluffiness can take weeks to completely shed her coat.
The only thing to do is to go hunting.