10. You spell words like ‘car’ and ‘walk’ even around humans.
9. Your dog eats better than you do.
8. At Christmas, your dog gets presents. Gift wrapped.
7. You have an extra bowl of water on the second floor in case your puppy gets thirsty at night.
6. You have a plastic kiddie pool and baby gates, but no kids.
5. You don’t eat all your steak, so your dog can have a taste.
4. Your pockets are full of empty plastic bags.
3. Your alarm clock is a wet nose and doggie breath.
2. If your dog doesn’t like someone, you don’t either.
1. You can handle a person dying in a movie, but if they hurt the dog, you’re done.
P.S. It’s also a very bad sign if your holiday cards are signed from you and your pooch.
Taylor Grace 
Have you been sneaking into my house? Of course #5 is wrong, our dog doesn’t get a taste of steak. No, he gets a portion almost as big as mine.
That’s hilarious!! I could relate to so many of these! Good for you for taking such great care of your doggie!
Yeah I love waking up to doggie nosie and wet kisses
That’s awesome!
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A great little article for my doggie loving friends and visitors 😀
Thank you so much!
How right you are.. even though I’m still a dog-owner-wannabe! (But I’m the best dog-sitter and lover notwithstanding 😉
Awww! That’s awesome!
😉
Thank you so much!
Greetings cards are always signed by my guide dog,Trigger and I. A former colleague used to get him to put a paw print on colleague’s leaving cards (once it went awry leaving an inky paw print on the office carpet)!
LOL!! Ahhh…true doggie love!
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Oh this is soooo true!
I love dogs also, but we have cats who pretty much do the same things, particularly our cats. They are Maine Coons, which are often referred to as ‘baby lions’ and they exhibit lion like traits. They play fetch like a dog and are sometimes bigger than some dogs.
That’s amazing!
Where’s the one about the small dog pushing two people out of the bed as it stretches right out in the middle?
Ah…I recognize a fellow dog lover in your answer!
Something like that. Two rescues (both dumped on the street) one small hunting dog, Podenco, one big furry dog, cross GSD/husky. Just had a peek at your ‘dogs’ section. I mean books are good, but dogs are better. 🙂
Doggies rule. We have two as well, adopted as well. They’re both akitas (helpful in our Canadian winters) and a teeny, tiny bit spoiled. 😀
Great post. I love dogs!
Thank you so much! I do too!
Not all completely true in my case but all three of our family dogs are certainly spoilt rotten.
Ahh…signs you love them very much! Excellent!
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I have done all ten of these things at one point or another. Also, last Christmas, the dogs had exactly the same dinner as we did…..
No, we didn’t eat dog food! They had roast lamb, potatoes, veg, gravy – the lot. 😦
LOL! I figured you didn’t have dog food for Christmas! That’s really cute! I bet they loved it!
They did! They also had very bad wind afterward…. 😆
LOL!!
That should have been a smiley face at the end of my last post!
Oh…LOL!!! That’s so something I’d do!